What am I?

[5th]

I'm thinking of an object. You have 20 questions to ask me. They have to be YES/NO questions. The first person to guess what I am (correctly) is the new "host" and then we ask questions of them.

GO!

[that girl]

Don't you have to tell us if you're animal, liquid or something?

[that girl]

Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
Source (http://barelybad.com/20_questions.htm)

[5th]

Is it animal, vegetable or mineral?
Source (http://barelybad.com/20_questions.htm)
Mineral

[LaGauchère]

are you edible?

[bloodphart]

Are you clear?

[5th]

are you edible?
1 - No
Are you clear?
2 - No

[Super Llama]

Are you soft?

[5th]

3 - No

[Servo]

Are you fruit flavored? (this doesn't mean you're edible!)

[5th]

are you edible?

Are you fruit flavored? (this doesn't mean you're edible!)

ermmm.....

4 - No

[holly*]

are you hard?

[LaGauchère]

are you worn as jewelry?

[5th]

are you hard?

5 - Yes

are you worn as jewelry?

6 - No

[bloodphart]

are you hard?

Isnt that a bit personal?

:eek3:

[Servo]

Are you larger than a car?

[5th]

Are you larger than a car?
7 - No

[LaGauchère]

are you a rock?

[bloodphart]

What happens if no one guesses after 20 incorrect questions? Does that mean it ends and we are all bunch of dumbasses?

[holly*]

indoobitably

[5th]

are you a rock?

8 - No

What happens if no one guesses after 20 incorrect questions? Does that mean it ends and we are all bunch of dumbasses?

uhhh.... I didn't plan for that :confused:

indoobitably

;)

[ThinkPink]

You are a partially-retarded chimpanzee addicted to meth.

[REDRUM]

a fag

[hucklebuck74]

are you carbon based?

[5th]

You are a partially-retarded chimpanzee addicted to meth.

No

a fag

Not today

are you carbon based?

I don't understand

[ThinkPink]

That wasn't a question.

[hucklebuck74]

No



Not today



I don't understand

are you primarily composed of Carbon?

[5th]

what the fuck does carbon mean? I said I'm plastic.. isn't that the same?

[hucklebuck74]

where did you say plastic? I missed that post

[5th]

OOPS....

9 - Yes (plastic)

[hucklebuck74]

do you have moving parts?

[5th]

do you have moving parts?
10 - Yes

[that girl]

A computer?

[5th]

A computer?
11 - No

[that girl]

That wasn't a question you cheat! It was a guess!

[5th]

That wasn't a question you cheat! It was a guess!

I'm pretty sure those are the rules, otherwise you all would be throwing out blind guesses without asking questions.

[hucklebuck74]

do you have complex parts? (motor, gears, intricate machinery, etc)

[Servo]

thighmaster.


next thread.

[5th]

do you have complex parts? (motor, gears, intricate machinery, etc)
12 - No

[bloodphart]

you're a butt plug

[5th]

you're a butt plug
13 - No

[LaGauchère]

are you a cd case?

[bloodphart]

13 - No

It wasnt a guess, I was calling you a buttplug 5th...

[that girl]

I give up.. what is it already!

[holly*]

are you a molecule?

[5th]

A damn computer mouse.... ugh

[ThinkPink]

A mouse has intricate parts, like huck asked.

[that girl]

I guessed computer!!!!

Sheesh! I was close enough!!

[hucklebuck74]

ok, start another one

[5th]

A mouse has intricate parts, like huck asked.
fuck that... a watch has intricate parts. A mouse has a laser and a board

[holly*]

are you my conscience?

[5th]

are you my conscience?
maybe, I don't seem to have one of my own

[ThinkPink]

fuck that... a watch has intricate parts. A mouse has a laser and a board
unless it's a ball mouse. Then, it has gears, too.

[5th]

it wasn't... it was the wireless, laser mouse that was sitting 2 feet away from me.

You people suck at this game!

[that girl]

:cry:

[hucklebuck74]

it wasn't... it was the wireless, laser mouse that was sitting 2 feet away from me.

You people suck at this game!
go again damnit

[holly*]

ok i'll do it.

[holly*]

i'm an animal.

[REDRUM]

5th is an it?

[REDRUM]

are you furry

[holly*]

5th is an it?
1- wha?

are you furry
2- yes.

[ThinkPink]

Are you agile?

[bloodphart]

can you fly?

[bloodphart]

Do you have 4 legs and a tail?

[REDRUM]

do you swim?

[holly*]

Are you agile?

3- yes

can you fly?

4-no

Do you have 4 legs and a tail?

5- yes

[holly*]

do you swim?

6- yes

[bloodphart]

Are you a poodle?

[holly*]

Are you a poodle?

no



:shakehead:

[REDRUM]

are you a beaver?

[holly*]

are you a beaver?

no

[that girl]

Are you a shaved pussy?

[REDRUM]

are you a seal?

[holly*]

no and no

[ThinkPink]

You're a kitty!

[holly*]

no. stop guessing! as the damned questions.

[5th]

are you a domesticated animal?

[holly*]

are you a domesticated animal?

8- no

[bloodphart]

are you a carnivore?

[holly*]

are you a carnivore?

9- yes i am

[bloodphart]

are you a polar bear?

[REDRUM]

you are a tiger?

[hucklebuck74]

do you have stripes?

[bloodphart]

Do you weigh over 100 lbs?

[holly*]

are you a polar bear?

no

you are a tiger?

no

do you have stripes?

10- no

Do you weigh over 100 lbs?

11- no

[REDRUM]

otter?

[holly*]

otter?

no

[hucklebuck74]

are you one solid color?

[holly*]

are you one solid color?

12 - no

on a side note, most things in nature arent really a single color, bu shades of neutral tones.

[hucklebuck74]

12 - no

on a side note, most things in nature arent really a single color, bu shades of neutral tones.

bah, no arguing semantics, you know what I meant

[holly*]

how about mostly...

[hucklebuck74]

are you in the canine family?

[holly*]

are you in the canine family?

13 no

[hucklebuck74]

do you live in North America?

[holly*]

do you live in North America?

14 some of us do

[that girl]

I know.. you're an animal!!

I win!

[holly*]

fuckin a

i'm a damned porcupine.

5th was right, you guys are retarded.

[bloodphart]

fuckin a

i'm a damned porcupine.

5th was right, you guys are retarded.

You are calling us retarded? I asked if you were a carnivore, you replied yes.

Porcupines are vegetarians....

EATING HABITS
Porcupines are vegetarians, feeding on leaves, twigs, green plants and bark. During cold winter months, porcupines exist entirely on twigs and bark.


http://www.essortment.com/all/porcupineanimal_ryhf.htm

[5th]

PWND

[that girl]

sick burn

[holly*]

You are calling us retarded? I asked if you were a carnivore, you replied yes.

Porcupines are vegetarians....



http://www.essortment.com/all/porcupineanimal_ryhf.htm

sorry, i should have looked closer to my source:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_porcupines_carnivores

[holly*]

PWND

sick burn

quiet you two! even if i said no, blood i seriously doubt it would have changed the answers.

[bloodphart]

It's ok. I still lub ya.

:P

[holly*]

It's ok. I still lub ya.

:P

:thumbs:

[5th]

this thread was ineffective... I'm done creating threads

[that girl]

Make me a fan sign.

[holly*]

i'm making some. keep your dang shorts on 5th!

[holly*]

ok. lets try this again.

i'm a mineral.

[that girl]

Oh no.. not this again.

You're salt aren't you!?

[Milamber]

Oh no.. not this again.

You're salt aren't you!?

:laugh:

[holly*]

Oh no.. not this again.

You're salt aren't you!?

i am!!!

no, not really. i'm gypsum.

[that girl]

I used that stuff on the clay dirt on my back yard ages ago.. it's awesome.

[5th]

i am!!!

no, not really. i'm gypsum.
damn! you gave up quick

you're gay, aren't you?
/me waits for holly to fuck him to prove otherwise

[ThinkPink]

Your cunning plan doesn't work so well if holly* has a penis, 5th.

[holly*]

damn! you gave up quick

you're gay, aren't you?
/me waits for holly to fuck him to prove otherwise

meh.

i dont think gypsum has a sexual orientation...

[holly*]

Your cunning plan doesn't work so well if holly* has a penis, 5th.

oh, even if i did have a penis, i bet it would work just fine. maybe not for 5th, but just fine.